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azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

gaybrielandasstiel:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

he’s seen some shocking things

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momentarily-insane:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

(Source: thebachelorsparty, via brohemian-fapsody)

pancaikes:

son get over here

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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sizvideos:

Monty Python Olympics - Video

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(via brohemian-fapsody)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via brohemian-fapsody)

(Source: ven0moth, via anus)

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

(Source: katzbeverly, via brohemian-fapsody)

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district, via brohemian-fapsody)

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers