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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

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unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

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psyducked:

party time

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me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA
teen-tltan:

penispolice:

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.